Logic League, Assemble!
Are CNN and Fox News not satisfying your cravings for the truth? You’re in luck, because The Punctuator and Doc Logic Ph.D. are here to fulfill your lust for sensibility. The Punctuator and Doc Logic Ph.D., collectively known as the Logic League, aim to navigate through the rhetorical maze the media has strewn and arrive at the cold hard facts hidden within. The media has been allowed to confuse and misguide the public for too long. The Logic League will end this corruption and shine the light of knowledge onto the peoples of the United States.
The Punctuator and Doc Logic Ph.D. are both American denizens who are tired of the jargon that the media continues to perpetuate. Combining our areas of expertise, we unravel the intricate web of fact and fiction that obscures the truth behind public propaganda. Neither threat nor bribe nor Patriot Act will sway us from our noble quest for published enlightenment.
That said, who are we who claim to comprise a league of logic, we who stand for the free exchange of ideas and the ideal of an open compilation of human knowledge, who tolerate no censor and punish the misleaders without a qualm?
The Punctuator, more frequently known as Z. J. Woods, enjoys romantic dinners by candlelight, watching the sun rise over the ocean, and ridding the English language of those who seek to butcher its clandestine tenets beyond all recognition. As a student of English, Punctuator approaches current events from a linguistic perspective. You may doubt the credibility of such a tactic, but be warned; language defines thought, and, thus, free thought is threatened when words are used as a self-serving political tool.
Co-logician Doc Logic’s government name is Jason Van Natta. The Doc enjoys writing heartfelt poetry, listening to soulful R&B ballads, and obliterating logical fallacies with the highest degree of truth. As a scholar of contemporary and historical political philosophy, Doc Logic Ph.D. brings an understanding of the core of American discourse to the duo. Without strong roots, the tree of free thought can bear no fruit.
Fear not, good citizens, for the Logic League has arrived!
The Punctuator and Doc Logic Ph.D. are both American denizens who are tired of the jargon that the media continues to perpetuate. Combining our areas of expertise, we unravel the intricate web of fact and fiction that obscures the truth behind public propaganda. Neither threat nor bribe nor Patriot Act will sway us from our noble quest for published enlightenment.
That said, who are we who claim to comprise a league of logic, we who stand for the free exchange of ideas and the ideal of an open compilation of human knowledge, who tolerate no censor and punish the misleaders without a qualm?
The Punctuator, more frequently known as Z. J. Woods, enjoys romantic dinners by candlelight, watching the sun rise over the ocean, and ridding the English language of those who seek to butcher its clandestine tenets beyond all recognition. As a student of English, Punctuator approaches current events from a linguistic perspective. You may doubt the credibility of such a tactic, but be warned; language defines thought, and, thus, free thought is threatened when words are used as a self-serving political tool.
Co-logician Doc Logic’s government name is Jason Van Natta. The Doc enjoys writing heartfelt poetry, listening to soulful R&B ballads, and obliterating logical fallacies with the highest degree of truth. As a scholar of contemporary and historical political philosophy, Doc Logic Ph.D. brings an understanding of the core of American discourse to the duo. Without strong roots, the tree of free thought can bear no fruit.
Fear not, good citizens, for the Logic League has arrived!
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